Lightworker Humor
(4 products)
I Fart Love and Light Tshirt
Or my farts smell like roses, same thing! Because as we all know our bodies are transforming from carbon based to crystalline so our farts are becoming lighter too, they’re ascending with us….hahahahah I hope you’re not taking this seriously!!! I crack up every time I look at this shirt and I hope you do too!!
$22.22 – $26.66
Forget Calgon Ashtar Take Me Away! Tshirt
Remember those “Calgon, take me away!” commercials in the 70s and 80s? Well I’m an 80s kid and I will remember that line until I ascend and probably beyond haha! Wouldn’t it be nice if Ashtar (or any other Starship Captain) could actually give us a break from the insanity of Earth once in awhile and let us visit his ship in our physical bodies – not just when we’re sleeping? Although I probably wouldn’t want to come back if I could leave……no, no I volunteered and it’s such an honor and a privilege to help birth a planetary ascension…of course I would come back! ?
$22.22 – $26.66
Sorry I’m Processing… T-shirt
We are all going through so much emotionally as we acknowledge, heal and release the emotions and feelings we’ve denied and repressed for so long. Some days it can be a little overwhelming; those are the days you throw on your “Sorry I’m Processing” shirt and let everyone know that you’re checked out and need some alone time.
$22.22 – $26.66
Sorry I’m Busy Raising My Vibration T-shirt
I modeled this design after the “Sorry,We’re Closed” signs because I think it’s a funny way to say ‘I’m enjoying some ME time/leave me alone”. Anyone on a spiritual path knows the importance of self care, solitude and clearing away distractions to focus on meditation, being in nature or other ways of raising your vibration and sometimes the best way to do that is away from other humans!$22.22 – $26.66
